Nootropic Energy Drink

Most energy drinks give you caffeine, carbonation, and a flavor that is way too sweet. Crani-Yum was built by two nutrition retail veterans who knew the category could do better: a nootropic-powered energy drink with clinical doses of the most effective cognitive ingredients on the market, in flavors that are bold, nostalgic, and actually worth craving.

• 🧠 Clinical-Dose Nootropic Stack for Real Mental Clarity: Alpha-GPC, Lion's Mane, and L-Theanine are dosed at levels that actually work, delivering a noticeable boost in focus, cognitive clarity, and mental sharpness that goes well beyond what caffeine alone can provide.
• ⚡ Energy Plus Cognitive Performance: Crani-Yum is not just an energy drink with a nootropic label slapped on it. The formula is built around the synergy between caffeine and a targeted nootropic blend, so you get clean energy and sharper thinking at the same time.
• 🌿 Ginseng, Myo-Inositol, and Ginkgo Biloba: Supporting ingredients chosen for their complementary cognitive and wellness benefits, rounding out a formula that supports mental performance from multiple angles.
• 🍹 Bold, Nostalgic Flavors That Are Not Overly Sweet: Dr. Yum, Cran Grape, and Unicorn Candy (Phat Muscle) are dynamic, adventurous, and refreshing without the cloying sweetness that makes most energy drinks hard to finish.
• 📦 Single Can or Case of 12: Try a flavor before you commit, or stock up with a full case of 12 x 16oz cans for the best value and daily consistency.

Crani-Yum was founded by Brett Claussen and Jamie Stark, two nutrition retail veterans with nearly a decade of experience watching what people actually want from an energy drink. Their answer was a formula built around clinically dosed nootropics, specifically Alpha-GPC for acetylcholine support, Lion's Mane for neurological health, and L-Theanine to smooth out the stimulant edge and promote calm focus. The result is an energy drink that delivers a noticeably different experience: sharper, cleaner, and more focused than anything else in the cooler.

How to Enjoy: Drink one 16oz can chilled. Best consumed before mentally demanding tasks, training sessions, or any time you need to be at your sharpest.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.